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"if we do not learn from the past, what's the point of even having one?"

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"my brain is a shovel"

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"we can't wait for alien explorers to solve all our problems"

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"long, painful, boring death."

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"it goes to show a father knows what's best for a kid. and the mother, although well-meaning, is usually wrong."

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"well i just know something about human nature, son. if you put teenagers and husky boys and donuts all in the same place, you're just asking for trouble."

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"water?"
"it's in a bottle?"
"when you reach the top, son, you'll find most everything is."