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"you got lice?"
"i also spit when i talk. and i fart when i spit."
"that's what makes the world interesting."

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"sometimes the coolest thing to do is make your own path, and not kill a panda."

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"sometimes a herd can be the safest place there is, but the wrong herd can trample you."

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"is the wind sacred?"

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"when we ask for strength, the great spirit sends us difficulties which make us strong."

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"you just have to do two things: move this leg, then move that one."

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"i don't punish you to make you miserable, i punish you to make you happy."

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"i actually shot the put! or did i put the shot? either way, i threw it!"

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"is there any lesson sports can't teach?"