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"you don't know me. i am unknowable."

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"i have killed all the bugs in arlen. it is time for me to take on new challenges."

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"do what you need to do. as long as there is no shame involved, hear me? you're a person."

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"if everybody fried their food there would be no war."

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"i hear the words you're saying. and i believe you believe it's important."

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"you are about to witness how nature turns a profit."

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"i want you to know that whatever you decide, it's none of my business."

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"i'm thor."

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"if you give a valentine to a sixth grade boy, girls are going to think you're sensitive. and something like that can follow you the rest of your life."

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"do not say can't. you will not use contractions in this house."

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"suffering is a part of every religion."

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"she made me god. heh."
"hey, if you're god i guess that makes me jesus."

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"girls' sports are a joke."