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"guys suck."

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"women boxing huh? if they wear gloves, how do they scratch each other?"

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"easy there angry bear."

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"don't ever get angry? you turn into the world's doormat! read your bible. god has a hell of a temper - you piss him off, you're up to your ass in locusts. look at him the wrong way, pillar of salt! he's one tough two-fisted gin joint bouncer, and he made us in his image."

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"take it easy parcheesi."

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"i don't have a problem with anger, i have a problem with idiots."

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"native americans probably own those houses."

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"eat lots of mayonnaise!"